Abduction Abducted 58 minutes of my life

So, I am led to understand that Taylor Lautner is supposed to be the action hero/drama lead of the next generation. Well, i can't blame him for wanting to put some distance between himself and the Twilight series, and I guess you have to just pick a direction and run. Sometimes, you have picked the wrong direction.

The first 58 minutes, which was as far as I got, were a swirling mist of I don't give a crap. They establish a routine and family interaction only to have it dashed - DASHED I say - into a million bits. Somehow Taylor is supposed to outwit, outfight, and outlast the bad guys while being the greatest detective that has ever been limited to two syllable words.

Ugh.

0.5/5

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